The life and times of purplekitten

For reasons that escape me, a Floridian teenager created a myspace account and used my gmail address to do so.

Attempts to get her to rectify this have so far failed. After I grew exasperated and defaced her journal (only mildly, I hasten to add) and left a blog post for her expressing my dissatisfaction, she attempted to change the email address used by the account.

Sure enough, I got yet another email from myspace, this time telling me that I needed to confirm the email address. Unfortunately, when I did so, it told me it was assigned to another user’s account. Gah. By this time, my gmail inbox is literally brimming with the foul excrement of emo teenagerhood.

So, I reasoned thusly: we need another email address here, her AOL (says it all really) address is unsuitable, my email address is MINE, so, I merrily signed her up with a new hotmail address.

Actually I’m reluctant to let this address go..

I’ve left her a blog post to tell her what her new email address is (using the alarmingly-named ‘post new blog’ control), but seeing as myspace uses your email address to log in with…I guess I had better email her aol account as well.

Let this be an end to it, I cry.

For posterity, the (hopefully) final myspace blog post is here

Edit: my inbox in case anyone thinks this may have been extreme